2 gangs of 3 members each enter the 8.16am train from Kalyan everyday just to have a brawl in the crowd till the train reaches Thane. After 15-20 minutes, one of them screams 'Thana aala!' and they all just stop, turn around and get off the train. Yesterday was the 3rd time this happened!
While they are all fighting, another group of bystanders have left their seats....JUST TO STAND ON THEIR SEATS TO ENJOY THE EVENTS!
Bystander 1: "I have a Balcony ticket and I cannot see anything! Somebody refund my ticket!"
Bystander 2: "This is my new movie and enjoy the premiere in this train. The movie is titled 'Shootout at Localwala'."
Bystander 1: "Don't you dare pull the chain and stop the train! We are already late for work!"
At this time, the people fighting have now started hurling abuses at each other.
Bystander 2: "Listen carefully, this is a song in my movie" And, he does a different dance step at every verbose gaali.
Thane is quickly approaching and everyone is now hustling towards the exit now.
Bystander 1: "Kuch khaana bacha? Nahi bacha! Robert, aaj khana kuch zyada hi tasty tha!!"
If you don't find the last line funny, I 'prescibe' you to watch Andaz Apna Apna 2-3 times a week :)
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